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Éder

American Jokes

Three blond girls come into a bar chanting "Sixty-one days, sixty-one days...". The waiter finds that interesting and asks what is going on, so one of the girls says "We finished a jigsaw puzzle picture in sixty one days!" and the waiter insists "Ok but, why are you chanting this?" The other blond replies "Cause the box says three to six years."

What did the waiter ask to a horse that came into the bar? "Why the long face?"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

Can you realize the cultural elements in these jokes? Are they funny for you?Is it possible to translate a joke from portuguese to english?Is it still funny? 

My Students from IBCVR!!!

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Felipe, Thamires and Thiago.

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Weber

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Josiane and Francisco

Useful expressions! At the Hotel!

Hello guys! Here we have some expressions we can use during a check in and a check out at a hotel. Some of them we´ve studied in class this week and now I´m putting more examples for you.Kisses!

I need a room please!/ I´d like a single./ Do you have any vacancy?/ Do you have a single avaiable?/ A double please./ It has to be a non-smoking area./ Can I book (reserve) a room?/ I´d like a room for a week ( a night)/ I´m staying the week./ How much is the room?/ How do I get room service?/ Do you have exchange service?/ What time is the breakfast?/ Do you take credit card?/ The bill, please./ Can you check me out please?/ Please call me a taxi.